Four comrades are sitting around talking about what happens after the revolution. Revolutionary 1 says “Yes, after the revolution, we’re going to find anyone with two houses, and we’re taking one of those houses to give one to someone who has no house!” Comrades: “Yes yes after the revolution!”
Revolutionary 2 says “Yes, after the revolution, we’re going to find anyone with two cars, and we’re taking one of those cars to give one to someone who has no car!” Comrades: “Yes yes after the revolution!”
Revolutionary 3 says “Yes, after the revolution, we’re going to find anyone with two mules, and we’re taking one of those mules to give one to someone who has no mule!” Comrades: “Yes yes after the revolution!”
Revolutionary 4 is slow, but he’s caught on by now and chimes in: “Yes, after the revolution, we’re going to find anyone with two chickens, and we’re taking one of those chickens to give one to someone who has no chicken!” Comrades: No response.
Revolutionary 4 says “What’s wrong? What did I say?”
Comrade: “That’s a really bad idea. I have two chickens.”
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