"Matthews: GOP Uses Dishonesty To Score Political Points"
This is a headline?
NO! This would be a headline:
WE CAN DETECT NO DISHONESTY - AND WE REALLY TRIED!!
In a stunning turnaround to 200 years of precedence, the GOP spoke the unvarnished truth today, with no equivocation, hedging, or clever parsing. Democrats were initially so thrown off, they could muster no response. Their suspicion was reflected in late, terse response: "The GOP clearly will stop at nothing to win elections! We, however, have principles to guide our operations. We will not engage in some 'race-to-the-top' truth telling escalation!" The initial results show that voters will continue the time tested tradition of only voting for "their" party, truth be damned.
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