Harsanyi Never Fails to Amuse

And isn't it about time we shared responsibility and kicked in our share for the extraordinary benefits provided to us by Washington? And by "all" of us, of course, I mean the folks who make more money than I do.
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2011/04/20/if_washington_is_so_great_lets_all_pay_for_it_109607.html

Another jewel:
This mystifying phrase, I came to discover after a thorough investigation, translates to this: "Hey, let's tax the rich because everyone hates those bastards anyway."