Gifted Reporter

A few years ago, the Office of Management and Budget assessed federal dairy price support programs as part of a broad initiative to gauge the effectiveness of over 1,000 government programs. It found that the dairy program had not demonstrated results, has design flaws that limit its effectiveness, and distorts trade in a way that puts the U.S. in violation of World Trade Organization rules.

What action was taken as a result of this negative report? None, of course.

http://www.realclearmarkets.com/articles/2012/11/19/cows_flee_california
_seeking_a_better_economic_climate_99994.html

Dude, making something this tragic sound so amusing is incredible. BZ!